I'm deep in Revisionland once again, so I thought I'd take a page from television series: Put up previously-viewed content and call it an "encore presentation"!
So, from my "Greatest Hits" file, here is a post that first appeared on August 30, 2010. Enjoy!
Surreal things happened this weekend; some made me laugh, and some made me cringe.
First up was the Stephen King Special ice cream truck that came through our neighborhood. The fact that an ice cream truck found our street was pretty amazing (he was already doing better than 90% of our visitors, who get lost trying to find us), but the music on this thing was ultra creepy. The new music system is not an improvement over the ol' Pop Goes the Weasel.
This ice cream truck had a recording that featured a calliope (the deceptively cheerful carnie instrument) and the voices of children singing something about "come out before I melt away." I kid you not, it was like a chorus of trapped souls. I don't know if Stephen King has featured a sinister ice cream truck in any of his stories, but this had shades of "It" that made me afraid to make eye contact with the driver.
The second thing was seeing a vanity plate that said AC230--you guessed it, on a Mercedes C230. It cracked me up to imagine this guy's thinking process, "Hmmm, I want to pay an extra $50 for a vanity plate, but I don't want it to be too obnoxiously ostenatious." I guess ASEDAN was already taken.
And lastly, apparently there is a (flabby) arms race going on with chain restaurants, wherein the novelty fried foods are escalating. Cheese seems to figure prominently in all of them, which makes me ever so grateful that I can't have dairy, thereby removing the temptation to consume my entire day's worth of calories (and week's worth of sodium and fat) in one sitting.
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4 comments:
Love the encore presentation idea! Best of luck with your journey deep into the heart of Revisionland.
You have an awesome blog, so I'm passing along to you the Liebster Blog Award. Details are on my blog. Congrats and enjoy!
Thanks, Lora, for thinking of me! I'm about to drop out of the interwebz for a while, however, so I won't be able to pass on the award. I'll go to your blog, though, and check it out.
"Come out before I melt away" really does sound like something an evil villain (deranged, twisted, creepy) would say. There wasn't a pedo-bear painted on the side of the truck, was there? Good luck in Revisionland!
Kris, if I hadn't just seen the Pedo-bear on Regretsy, I wouldn't have known what that comment meant!
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